I would kill a person for this horse.
Like, I don’t even mean kill in exchange for this horse. If this horse asked me to kill a person, I’d just do it.
"He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin…"
DID YOU JUST
OK SO I WAS LOOKING AT THIS GIF FROM WRECK IT RALPH
And I could have sworn that one of the frames of animation was Turbo looking me dead in the face and giving a thumbs up.
So I stuck it in flash and went through it frame-by-frame and sure enough
GOD FREAKING DAMMIT TURBO IS THE SCARIEST FREAKING DISNEY VILLAIN EVER DON’T YOU EVEN TRY TO TELL ME OTHERWISE.